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rupindre:

87daysbefore:

that one person on your facebook feed who gets a shit ton of likes on their statuses by just posting washed up text posts 

once this girl in my math class used one of mine and then i linked to the post in the comments and my comment got 97 likes and she deleted the status and unfriended me

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise)

(Source: lydialark)

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

nicolascagewearingcrocs:

this is beautiful but also i dont wanna die 

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do